2. Go home at midnight.
3. Give hand jobs to random dudes in the hotel bathroom you are sharing with three other girls.
4. Fart in your sleep while your friend is hooking up with the random HJ dude in the next bed.
5. Tell all of the accountants that your friend farts in her sleep.
6. Order an appetizer as a meal and share it with your brideorexic friend.
7. Search the whole damn city for a Starbucks coffee mug for your mom.
